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momo

a nickname given to people mohammad
momo is the coolest person ever. everyone is jealous of his coolness and he is loved by all
Person one: hey look it's momo
Person two: wow he is so cool
Person three: momo is very cool
by AsneeCrabbier August 13, 2020
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MOMO

a teacher that will stare at you and at night hides under ur bed while ur sleeping she will rape u and eat stuff
by oo9oooof01 May 19, 2019
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momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .
valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her
by soooskinnyimfat November 21, 2019
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Momo

some japanese statue that calls you and tells you to hurt yourself or it will kill kids and also exists so that OMG I CALLED MOMO AT 3AM HE MOLESTERED MY DOG OMG *GONE WRONG* can exist
momo
by #ricky March 3, 2019
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Momo

A black-white mixed person with a beautiful face and a body of a greek god.
He also has a huge penis.
Could be chillin with everygirl he wants to but is also a loyal person
Jessy:"Have you Seen that mixed dude named Momo today ? He's soo freaking hot good dann he made me drippin."
Lisa:"Yas girl that nigga half black so ofcourse he hot. I heard he has a huge ass dick !
by Channing Tatum aka Magic Mike December 28, 2016
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no shapaley, no momo

A tibetan equivalent to "no cap".
Tashi C: Yo, lets go kill some people in valorant tonight!
Flame: Yo, that's craaaaaaaaaaazy bro!
Tashi L: We're gonna win guys! No shapaley, no momo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by mayyoubecursed February 21, 2022
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momo

a creepy ass sculpture in japan that freaks everyone out
Elijah: did you see what happen on the news?
Mary: no was it MOMO again?
Elijah:yup
by skkkkksks March 4, 2019
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