chode monger

a person who acts like a chode

Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass

by Sam January 30, 2005

magger

A codeword used by Nigerian scammers to signify someone who has been scammed or is going to be scammed.

I got that magger to cash my invalid check.

by BillF September 23, 2005

Mogler

A person that overly touches items that were not mean't to be touched or are not normally touched in such frequency. See also cockmogler

Cindy seems to really like to moggle that cottage cheese.

Jim was in some pain after he moggled that poison oak.

My girlfriend is such a vagina mogler.

by Jangle Monkey October 11, 2006

crack monger

Someone who seeks crack.

I'm such a crack monger, i just had sex with that 12 year old girl in a wheelchair.

by Slayer Rules January 20, 2003

Ball Monger

One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"

Our current president is a fucking ball monger

by JLane3551 September 20, 2007

Migger

A Mexican wigger. Wants to be black, acts black, talks black and thinks he's black

That stupid migger thinks he's black

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

by el_quixote February 25, 2010