420 Miles Per Hour

When you're blazed as fuck and you only do things at your own speed.

"sorry i'm late bro, i had a joint before I left, now i'm going at 420 miles per hour"

by isitallovermyface March 3, 2017

500 miles

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Well I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles to fall down at your door

by LizaGaye August 13, 2019

Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

by TheLeeSauce December 26, 2019

Pulling a Miles

Being gay and stupid and weird and awkward as shit.

Man, he keeps pulling a miles.

by omgkjdsabvlkv October 19, 2018

2,680 miles

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

Pulling a Miles

Getting drunk and fucked up and missing all of your classes the next day

Omg, he just drank a whole handle and broke his Brita, he must be pulling a miles!

by ABCDEF G. January 28, 2023