A mentally handicapped person, who is overly macho, yet doesn't have the balls to take on ANY of his enemies, or live dangerously!!!!
Me: Hey Matthew, step on the gas and stop picking fights with drivers on the road while driving 25 mph.
Matthew: I'LL PULL OVER AND TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW!!!!
Me: Stop talking about it, grow a pair, and do it already!!!!
Matthew: UR GONNA GET IT!!!!!!.......eventually *under his breath*
Matthew: I'LL PULL OVER AND TAKE YOU ON RIGHT NOW!!!!
Me: Stop talking about it, grow a pair, and do it already!!!!
Matthew: UR GONNA GET IT!!!!!!.......eventually *under his breath*
by Bri-A-Lou August 25, 2012
Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew is a guy with a good sense of humor. If you get to know a Matthew you will know that they like to be called Matt mostly. Most Matts get told they have spunk and moxie. They often likes to make others happy and sometimes writes definitions on the urban dictionary when they aren't busy working on the farm. Yeah that's right, most good Matts work on a farm. They also likes to read what others write. They sometimes like to be loners unless they find a small group of friends to lean on. Matt likes music and has started to like poetry. Poetry has kind of grown on him. They can tell stories of hope and encouragement. The one thing most matts don't like is borrowing cds from people anymore cuz they will most will say that they got scratched. And some people can have bad taste in music also.
Matthew: here's those cds back..
guy: hope you didn't scratch them up.
Matt: nope, I kind of wished I never borrowed them.
Guy, why, I thought you liked those bands?
Matt well kinda I guess.. mayb a couple of songs and maybe only if you want to stay depressed and hate life..
Guy:?
Matt: yeah whatever.. next time I will find my own music to listen to. Thanks I guess.
guy: hope you didn't scratch them up.
Matt: nope, I kind of wished I never borrowed them.
Guy, why, I thought you liked those bands?
Matt well kinda I guess.. mayb a couple of songs and maybe only if you want to stay depressed and hate life..
Guy:?
Matt: yeah whatever.. next time I will find my own music to listen to. Thanks I guess.
by AjRsObOrUp November 4, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. Hes gay thinks youger girls like him but they fucking hate him, and watches tons of porn like squirting vagina, black tits , and naked boobs.HE WACKS IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALSO MAKES TONS OF WEIRD FACES.
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by YEAGER BOMBS June 28, 2011
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is an amazing person and is the absolute best.If he is in love with someone he will do whatever it takes for them to stay together and he has humor.He is confident and brave so he will protect you.he is good for emotional support when it is needed and has good taste in music!he is kind and will defend anyone and he hates when people are sad because he prefers them to be happy.matthew is also cute and adorable at times and his personality is wonderful.he is the best person that can come into your life.sometimes he is rude but only when you worry him and he can always make you smile at any time.that's who matthew is!
Matthew is the absolute best person ever
by -Human- February 25, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by Hiitscheng October 30, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. He is a amazon person he is good at sports he has great hair has good looking skin and nice legs he will respect any girl he likes and any person
by Jake the best February 3, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. An extremely retarded person who is dumb. They eat far too many fetuses. Like far far too many. One who is literally always crawling around and screaming like an idiot. Worships a Purple Cuaillou for no reason.
by MamacitaTime November 8, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.