Luke

To be a Luke is to lick someone’s icy BALLS! He survives by eating sausages with Mustard and Butt sauce. He is a mythical creature with no friends, since he is too short to do anything. One time he was too fat and short to ride a roller coaster

Oh look there is a Luke he couldn’t ride the FUJI YAMA! He has no friends and he is gay.

by I am Pettit October 03, 2019

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Luke? More like puke!

Connor: Luke sounds like puke
Luke: fuck you

by tdukeluke April 15, 2020

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Loves to suck cock but loves it even more in the butt. Needs to compensate for his micro dick

Luke gave me the best blowjob I’ve ever had at the church playground last night.

by R.C. Cockblower July 28, 2019

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Luke is a fury and like to fuck fraiser up the bum hole taking his inside out his bumhole and stroking

Do u want to smoke some luke? Pass the luke

by Lolgay lol November 21, 2018

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A general species of man that takes much pride in the hairs on his head, to the extent that he will put to use every opportunity he has to arrange/fix it. It is a Russian breed that attracts women that are stupid enough to fall into it’s seductive trap.

Jai: How many times does Luke have to fix his hair?!
Girl: But I kinda like him😍

by Random1692693 March 20, 2018

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