Ling Ling

An Asian store run by Ling Ling that supplies drugs and magz to mr le beef

The Boit Boit would say "Lets go to Ling Ling's"

by Truth Be Toldeth April 25, 2017

ling wise

term used to validate another person's arguments, specifically one which improves on the user's own argument. etymologically rooted from 'lingo' (communication) and 'wise' (of knowledgeable circumstances).

tl;dr, thank you for improving on my argument.

person uno: "cats are bad pets."
person tres: "no, they're not."
person dos: "cats, compared to other pets, can be a hassle to clean up for."
person uno: "ling wise."

by saladeener of rome January 5, 2023

Dream-a-linging

To hope with for innocent fairytale ending in a bloody gore invested situation.

Why am I dream-a-linging about a cure for the Walkers?

by AminRa May 8, 2019

Yun Ling

The cutest and most adorable girl alive, full time couch potato.
She will give you the warmest surprises and she has the most special relationship with her one and only best friend.

Yun Ling has just made your day.

by Qpjt November 22, 2021

Ling

An idiot

What a ling

by Focal May 20, 2018

fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)

I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.

by Irocn86 February 27, 2011

ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.

Me:

Jérémy: ling maos

by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021