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Five finger jive on the leather cherry

Speaks for itself, this is a means of a gentleman pleasuring himself (also know as wanking.
boys, She gives a good Five finger jive on the leather cherry
by marktrottman November 26, 2007
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leather cludded do-nut puncher

gay man; leather cludded, gays like to dress in leather

do-nut puncher A)he fists people

B)they hate viginas (pussys)
ere m8 are you a leather cludded do-nut puncher

no im bi

lol
by calan123 April 27, 2010
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poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

mishearing of lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion
guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat?"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that! you are just mishearing it"
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poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion
guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"
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Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning
That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head
by JP408 June 29, 2007
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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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Fruit Leather

Yo dude we should do some fruit leather
ooh yes I LOVE fruit leather
by cyberwar May 8, 2018
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