metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.

He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.

by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022

urban latte

this is what you call a yerba mate while in sanfrancisco

While in SanFrancisco I went and picked up an urban latte to go with my mixed grain yogurt

by probablydefining August 3, 2023

Latte Art

Noun.
Fancy designs drawn in sparkling café latté, mostly used by hipsters to attract the white girl species.

Note: If you can master the swan, there’s no more limit to your sexual influence.

« Nice Latte art, wanna fuck? »

by Bruce_tha_moose April 24, 2017