Liam

An infertile man who ironically has 3 and a half balls who often shows Pre Menstral Syndrome symptoms and enjoys sucking other peoples dances.

What the hell? Im trying to dance but this Liam wont leave me alone.

by Mmmyea. October 17, 2008

Liam

Commonly used to describe arrogance or cockiness. The term has since been used to describe every statement someone says. Often used as an annoyance tactic, coined by Alex Mckinley.

Nick: "The Phillies were sick last night"
Alex: "LIAMMMMMM"
(If the situation were me saying something cocky, this is what it would be)
Nick: "Holy shit, I just fucked your day up in Madden, I am so good"
Alex: "Liaaam, how the fuck are ya??!!"

by Wombateiosis December 9, 2008

Liam

Erectile Disfunction

Liam Vickers

by jdhjshds May 17, 2010

liam

a form of human rabbit like growth never found on women.

made famous by a rabbit called liam that never got laid.

by johnny ooooo October 7, 2007

liam

the biggest simp known to man. his only friends are girls and no one really likes him.

-hey did you see liam over there?
-yeah that kids a huge simp

by simpdetector June 25, 2020

Liam

An absolute wet wipe. A leach if ever I saw one. An unstable mess who need attention to survive otherwise he will have his midlife crisis at only 18. Yes you heard me, he's 18 and still a mummy's boy, dependant af wetwipe who needs fucking mental help. A young innocent girl will come along and fall for him, help his mental state and in turn fuck her head up trying to help him. He will leave and leave her a mess. Even though she will deal with it on her own when she was always there for him lol. Will suck the life out of you and cheat on you, tell you he still loves you and leaves lol. Never speaks to you again and is in a 'happy' relationship with the slag he cheated on you with. Watch out for the wet wipe called Liam. He will break your heart and leave you a mess. I pray for anyone who knows a Liam like this because you will regret ever letting yourself like him...

Disclaimer: DEFO not personal, DEFO didn't happen to me, DEFO over it. Can you tell? Xx

'Liam? That absolute wetwipe?'

by Tyrone ;) July 12, 2019

Liam

Liam is a huge dick. You never want to meet him

" You see that guy over there, he's a Liam"

by PussySucker696969 December 1, 2017