Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.

I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.

by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021

lava chicken

a lava chicken is one of the biggest memes from the Minecraft Movie. It's basically a Minecraft chicken dunked in lava. I don't really know how else to describe it.

person 1: "La la la lava ch ch ch chicken Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell"
person 2: "ooh mamacita now you're ringin' the bell"
person 3: "criiispy and juicy now you're havin' a snack"
person 4: "oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaackk"

by weeble.woble123 April 16, 2025

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

Lava Box

Hot ass pussy.

What’s ol’ Lava Box doing? Because I’d like to hit thst shit.

by XjCaesarX September 22, 2018

Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.

Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"

by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018

lava bitch

instead of being a bitch be a Lava bitch.
you just go around biting every ones head off in a hot ass fashion.

that bitch she's not a bitch she's a Lava bitch

by Lava bitch October 14, 2017

Lava Chicken

A term used to describe chicken cooked using lava, or cooked at a very hot degree in a small amount of time. this term was spawned from a scene that was in 'A Minecraft Movie' (2025)

"You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? I did, and you're about to find out. You hear that? That's the sound of sizz-uh-ling! mhm. smell that smell... la-la-la-lava! ch-ch-ch-chicken! Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell! Ooh, mama-cita, now you're ringing the bell! Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack! Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaaaaaack!" a quote said by Steve (played by Jack Black) in the aforementioned scene.

by Blind Ant Boi! October 6, 2025