lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other
"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"
by consuelatyrena May 01, 2016
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lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting
when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
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lava bite

When you bite into something freshly cooked, that is still far too hot to eat, effectively ruining your meal.
"I took a lava bite out of my bean burrito and it ruined my tongue for the next 6 hours."
by nthomson85 December 25, 2019
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lava sutra

A proprietary combination of finely washed and often flavored cocaine, mixed with a dose of Cialis or some other common vasodilator.
Take two snorts of Lava Sutra and call her again in the morning”
by Pygmy PieRisHoar October 05, 2022
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chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 20, 2024
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lava bread

It is when you take a hot pocket and nuke it in the microwave.
This lava bread is hotter than when Chernobyl was a thing.
by jjjonesjr33 April 12, 2018
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Mexican Lava Cake

When 2 girls poop on each other at the same time after eating a lot of greasy food!
"One time I havld to use the bathroom and I walked in on Sabrina and Cassie Mexican Lava Cakeing in the handicap stall"
by Satsuki Kiryuuin May 06, 2018
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