by Dubs&Hoes November 19, 2013
The left-most lane on a highway. Designated for those who drive at least 10-15 mph over the speed limit. Lane is usually reserved for those who drive for purpose, know where they are doing, and refuse to drive slow.
Whenever I'm on I-95 I'm usually doing 90 mph in the business lane.
I'm really getting tired of these idiots driving in the business lane. Don't they know I'm trying to get somewhere?
I'm really getting tired of these idiots driving in the business lane. Don't they know I'm trying to get somewhere?
by S.C. Branca December 10, 2007
the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)
eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!
by earpuller July 02, 2006
by dvhgh bnb gfg October 18, 2005
A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
by Daggermouth July 07, 2010
The passing lane occurs while you are taking a shit with the poop hanging from your anus and then let out a fart with enough force that causes a vacuum effect causing the shit to retreat back into the anus.
Bob: why is John taking so long in the bathroom?
Joe: I heard him swear after some explosive flatulence. He must have used the passing lane.
Joe: I heard him swear after some explosive flatulence. He must have used the passing lane.
by mortivorous November 01, 2014
A shit school where kids think they are smart, but really they are arrogant shit heads who can't give a speech for their life, however they are ok at math and science.
by Neil George October 18, 2016