Lighter Lag

the act of failing to pass the lighter with the pipe or bong after taking a hit, causing the rest of the participants in the rotation to wait for their hit.

Brett has a tendency to pocket everyone's lighters, so make sure you stay on top of him so there isn't any Lighter Lag.

by TT01Fanatic February 20, 2011

ad lag

Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.

"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."

by DatNguh19 October 16, 2020

Coffee Lag

The time in the morning that's in between grabbing your cup of joe, and the caffeine kicking in. Usually spotted in drivers who don't seem to be "all there" during the morning rush. As if they grabbed their coffee when leaving the house and hopped into the car immediately, instead of waiting for the effect before driving.

On my way to work this morning, I must've passed ten people suffering from coffee lag, I don't know if they even saw me.

by The Car Passing You February 26, 2010

Lag Nag

An individuation who repeatedly blames poor gaming performance on their internet connection.

Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.

by hectorreborn May 11, 2012

Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.

Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What

by SirGeoji September 11, 2018

Hill lag

While playing a mmorpg and trying to control a hill or high ground for strategic advantage, the game lags and you are taken out by a head shot and or energy sword.

God damn you Leroy and your hill lag.

I gotta stop leeching off my neighbors wireless, this hill lag is really fucking me, I need to move out of my parents basement.

by 95camry4life January 22, 2013

food lag

Like the jet lag but speaking of food, when your food time habits are delayed compared to your social environment.

-Dude, are you dinning right now? It's like 2:00 AM !
-Yes I know, stuck in food lag...."

by satch_mo February 26, 2017