kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine
by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010
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kitty window

an entrance inside of a door that allows animal... sometimes small children.. to move in and out of a closed area.
"fluffy got trapped in the kitty window"
by ladidah's a bit too much May 15, 2007
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Angry Kitty

A woman responds to the paramedics when asked what her complaint is. "I'z got a angry kitty."

One lesbian to another....." I really wanted that Subaru Forester but, that angry kitty beat me too it."
by Teleygirl April 24, 2010
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kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y
She got some kitty cakes !
by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022
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Kitty Lock

Being kitty locked is when you are wanting to get up, but your cat is on your lap and you don't want to get up because it would disturb the kitty.
I really want to get up, but I have a kitty on my lap. She has totally kitty locked me.
by TeccaN9nja August 13, 2014
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gutter kitty

Bro, she's way too old and ugly to be a cougar, she a gutter kitty!
by too infinity and beyond September 06, 2015
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