Verb: To physically assault a female with a bat upon refusal of sex. The tool of assault is specifically a bat(wood/metal)
My boy Charlie had to Kenny Fitz a girl the other night because she friend-zoned his ass. She was able to escape with just a broken arm.
by Tylouis22 June 15, 2022

He is the coolest person in the world. He is built different, and amazing. He is a handsome guy and all the girls love him.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go out tomorrow?
Guy 2: Ya! Make sure to invite Kenny Tohme, he is the coolest person ever!
Guy 3: Ya I know he is just built differently.
Guy 2: Ya! Make sure to invite Kenny Tohme, he is the coolest person ever!
Guy 3: Ya I know he is just built differently.
by anonymous November 8, 2020

by MochiAteYourDrawings May 21, 2023

A hairy yet bald fat man that only screams and is obsessed with studley hungwell running off with his wife.
by Butt plug bull stick June 3, 2018

by Ueiehfiekeb October 6, 2020

by hcallahan September 21, 2016

Term (name) used to described someone whom is endowed enough to suck their own cock; coined from the Shakespearean legend of a common villager that was able to suck his own cock, when the Queen insisted on a personal demonstration it was revealed that he could indeed suck his steed of a cock...needless to say the village had a new King (King Kenny Blacklung). Ole Kenny-blacklung.
Dude can do the kenny-blacklung. Only a select few are capable of the kenny-blacklung. Those with cocks the size of a Pringles cans can do the kenny-blacklung.
by ODPB April 5, 2011
