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Denan Kemp

Denan Kemp, King of the Goosey. A man who provides life to all NRL followers. A man who is soo arousing, others want to be him. He has the best glutes you’ll see and never disappoints on a Saturday.
Ohhhh wowww! That Denan Kemp is the definition of arousal.
by Sogs bruh October 17, 2019
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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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Ellie Kemper

"Ellie Kemper is my KKK Queen!"
"Vote Ellie Kemper for KKK Queen!"
"And the KKK Queen is, Ellie Kemper!"
by theunholyblossom June 2, 2021
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Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp
by daddy salty July 14, 2021
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anti-kemetism

Hostility to or prejudice against people who follow Kemitism, also sometimes referred to as Neterism, or Egyptian Neopaganism.
The South Asian historian Audrey Truschke has been accused of anti-kemetism.
by lordanubis February 2, 2022
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Hemp Kempe

Someone who overly attached to their weed, and is brought to tears at the first sight or smell of it. (In reference to the 14th-15th century pilgrim Margery Kempe.)
Don't be such a Hemp Kempe man, you're getting on everyone's nerves.
by Corn Hungis December 14, 2021
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dirty kemp

When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.
Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.
by Reading-Hutchinson February 12, 2022
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