by Ueiehfiekeb October 6, 2020

Term (name) used to described someone whom is endowed enough to suck their own cock; coined from the Shakespearean legend of a common villager that was able to suck his own cock, when the Queen insisted on a personal demonstration it was revealed that he could indeed suck his steed of a cock...needless to say the village had a new King (King Kenny Blacklung). Ole Kenny-blacklung.
Dude can do the kenny-blacklung. Only a select few are capable of the kenny-blacklung. Those with cocks the size of a Pringles cans can do the kenny-blacklung.
by ODPB April 5, 2011

by cerealcat45 February 20, 2023

Verb: To physically assault a female with a bat upon refusal of sex. The tool of assault is specifically a bat(wood/metal)
My boy Charlie had to Kenny Fitz a girl the other night because she friend-zoned his ass. She was able to escape with just a broken arm.
by Tylouis22 June 15, 2022

He is the coolest person in the world. He is built different, and amazing. He is a handsome guy and all the girls love him.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go out tomorrow?
Guy 2: Ya! Make sure to invite Kenny Tohme, he is the coolest person ever!
Guy 3: Ya I know he is just built differently.
Guy 2: Ya! Make sure to invite Kenny Tohme, he is the coolest person ever!
Guy 3: Ya I know he is just built differently.
by anonymous November 8, 2020

by MochiAteYourDrawings May 21, 2023

A hairy yet bald fat man that only screams and is obsessed with studley hungwell running off with his wife.
by Butt plug bull stick June 3, 2018
