A vibrator, Dildo, something used to stimulate female sex organs to the point of orgamasm. got its name from Lauren, who said that "Only jesus could make me feel this good." Is often blue and sparkly.
by BLASHAMYURGOINGTOHELL April 26, 2003
The act of getting your balls licked by underclassmen. Used when you walk down a hallway and your friend gets repeated compliments from freshmen.
by KHC April 27, 2010
Junior year means you are FINALLY an upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the underclassmen ranks (The Freshmen and Sophomores) Meanwhile, Freshmen are the newcomers, Juniors are busier than before, and the Seniors are partying and having a blast about graduation and going off to either college or work. Nobody really cares about the Sophomores.
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior year also means you have to focus on which college is right for you and still have another year of homework and stupid responsibilities. Good luck
Junior 1: Since I started Junior year, I'm still going to get tons of homework 24/7. But, hey! At least Junior year is one of the exciting years!
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
Junior 2: Ikr! We're finally upperclassmen after 2 years of crap in the Freshmen and Sophomore ranks! Finally! Now, we can worry less about being bullied as well!
Freshman 1: Well, first year of high school. Hopefully I won't get bullied 24/7
Freshman 2: I heard that most upperclassmen can be kind of mean
Sophomore 1: Geez, sophomore year sucks. Nobody really gives a crap about us
Sophomore 2: Ikr
*Seniors are just partying. No pun intended*
by JellyBean600 August 03, 2018
by kidtooreal April 30, 2009
Adj., noun: Used to describe an extremely negative situation or an ineffectual object.
Also, slightly less negative "hurtfest".
Also, slightly less negative "hurtfest".
This dull plastic knife I'm using to cut my steak with is Junior McHurtfest.
Once the liquor cabinet fell over and all the bottles smashed, the party was a real Junior McHurtfest.
Once the liquor cabinet fell over and all the bottles smashed, the party was a real Junior McHurtfest.
by hgf921 August 16, 2007
When you vomit a bit in your mouth, usually followed either by:
1. Spitting out the stomach acid and chunks
or
2. Swallowing it like most lazy people do
1. Spitting out the stomach acid and chunks
or
2. Swallowing it like most lazy people do
Nick: "Oh sweet Jesus!"
Larry: "What?"
Nick: "Throwup Junior is having a family reunion in my mouth."
Larry: "What?"
Nick: "Throwup Junior is having a family reunion in my mouth."
by RadioFiasco January 11, 2006