by absurdwordnerd February 24, 2018

An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
by JuicyPeanuts6969 September 20, 2021

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by Tacos_y_burritos October 2, 2016

A BAD BITCH PURRR and a great person who is always there for you. Keeps your head up and puts your problems in Gods hands.A person who brings out your best qualities...... a person who you think about often !she’s funny and goofy asf. Did I mention she’s over obsessive about cats.
by Juicy Jen June 7, 2021
