jonny guida

a very good man

he is a jonny guida

by Yologam February 18, 2020

Jonny Apples

Another Word For Fentanyl Suckers

Hey Homies Can I Come Thru And Pick Up Some Of Those Jonny Apples

by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008

Jonny Fox Moment

being at the height of your game only to fumble, starting your journey all over again and reaching your peak again in another 2 weeks.
This will repeat at least 5 times a year

"Hey I got fired from my job."
"Again?"
"Yeah but the boss said i'll be back in a week, he likes having me around."
"Jonny Fox Moment."
"Yeah Lmao."

by Jacket1989_ April 12, 2024

Jonnie

He’s a badass girl that loves the ladies she has a massive booty and loves to eat ears

Damn that Jonnie is fit

by TheJonster October 24, 2018

Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Jonny White

Saying you're too 'drunk' or to 'tired' to go out and then end up having an amazing night.

You did a Jonny white last night

by Sunnyko2 November 8, 2016

jonnys fantasy

putting your face between megan foxs boobs and blowing also known as a fun day

"i could go for a jonnys fantasy right now that would be a fun day"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009