Jonathan

Some black kid that has a forehead the size of megaminds

Damn do you see thag Jonathan over there? His head is fat asf!

by Yessirski October 22, 2019

Jonathan

Where do I start? I think I can get onto it for the same. You will take a look at the end of the day and realise you are with a very hot fit guy who doesn't have a girlfriend. Everyone loves a Welsh guy, so sweet and caring and great when on mdma and beers

Jonathan is great when on mdma and when sober all the time

by InuitAssailant February 20, 2019

Jonathan

A large black male who thinks traps are gays. The main reason he believes this is because he is confused about his sexuality. He doesn’t want to admit he is gay because he is ashamed so he insteads calls things that are perfectly straight gay.

Black male: bro traps are gay bruh.
You: no they are not, quit being such a jonathan.
Black male: ik Ik, I’m just a little bi-curious, that’s all

by EliteCoDplayer34 June 27, 2018

Jonathan

Idiots that have no idea what they are doing and they think that their jokes are actually funny

Person 1: Hey guess what, you mom gay.
Person 2: Shut up and stop being a Jonathan Pleb

by 8E2 faggot ass March 20, 2018

Jonathan

He is a player that does not respect girls and makes up lies.

“I heard that Jonathan asked for nudes.”

by Shelsy Diaz December 15, 2018

Jonathan

A hoe bag, trash at all sports, just a terriable person with no drip.

"Wow he is such a Jonathan".

by Driippy August 29, 2018

Jonathan

A complete dick head who ditch friends to attempt to be popular while he can't.
He is a huge peace of shit that deserves to get raped and rot in hell.

Fuck you Jonathan.

by Fuckingpenis March 13, 2018