jonah

umm he’s not that cute but he has a rlly nice voice also he’s good at video games. but he has nice hair so ig that makes up for it. he’s really tall too also i have a fatass crush on him.

me: omg it’s jonah
my bsf: ok

by dollvity June 17, 2023

Jonah Wolf

Ben archacki, getting cheating on, ripping pants. What will jonah do next? we know him as lefou, big deal, and les mis guy #4! he doesnt say i love you back and he gives his friends concussions. Dont ask him about his math grade! hes in the JBA.

Hey, did you know jonah wolf is dating a jewish girl? Wow, he's diverse.

by sophie6969 May 30, 2018

Jonah

Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah

Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.

by OhShitHi April 29, 2020

Jonah

Finds it REEEAAALLLY hard to not give everyone shit for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.

That Jonah can never let us have any fun.

by People who know. November 22, 2021

Jonah

A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.

Your being such a fucking Jonah!

by bigdaddy0909 March 15, 2024

Jonah

The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.

He looks like a Jonah
I know, so fat.

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah

His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.

Denise: Jonah is such a little bugger.

by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022