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Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.
Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware
by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022
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Jonah

Jonah is gay
Omg he is so jonah
by Coxoxoxolol April 4, 2022
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Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!
I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!
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Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet
Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day
by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024
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jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.
Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."
by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023
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Jonah

Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama
Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama
by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023
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Jonah

the sweet boy named jonah, hes a introverted sweetheart who will love u till never becomes forever<3
he doesnt argue nor judge you!!
his brown eyes are like sweet chocolate milk, and ontop of that his curly brown hair makes him look so adorbs!

love him forever and ever!
me: "omg see that guy over there?!"
person: "oh my goshhh yes i do, hes so pretty!"
me: "i think i might ask him out, isnt his name jonah?"
person: "omg hes in my class yes it is!, go for it girlll!!"
by whatsmyaddress.com September 20, 2025
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