Johnny Myspace

Johnny myspace is the guy that has 8 million friends and knows one of them for real. He is the guy that post song lyrics under his pictures. And He is the guy that post blogs everyday about how cool he is and how much you want to be like him.

99% of the people on myspace. Are Johnny Myspace

by Katie Kelly July 24, 2006

johnny hoppers

the law enforcement agency know as the "Police" or "Coppers"

The johnny hoppers will catch you if you blow up the old mans house

by Michael Evans April 3, 2004

Johnnie Walker

The greatest whiskey/ scotch blend known to mankind. Mix with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to create a drink known as "The Three Wise Men." (Some prefer to add Jose Cuervo instead of Jim Beam.) Very popular amongest the Indian community (from India.)

My friend thought he was hardcore because he drinks JD, so I gave him a couple shots of Johnnie Walker's Black Label and he was on his ass.

by Dee July 22, 2008

Johnny Depp

the sexiest, most talented, and eyecatching man in the universe. See hottie

There's no way Johnny Depp is 40 years old.

by i pray to meet johnny one day July 24, 2003

johnny depp

wow... as if he's frigin 40... owell id fuck him

itd be fun ta get ta smoke one with him!!!

by yowzaa January 10, 2004

johnny knoxville

the hott guy from jackass

have u seen jackass...johnny knoxville is hott!!!! i love him

by knoxville lover May 13, 2005

Dirty johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.

That man is a dirty Johnny that every dad wants for his daughter to marry.

by Latinthrowdown June 17, 2019