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A John is the sweetest thing that can ever happenen to you. Multi talented, loving, charming and sexy. The best smiles, out of the world and are always very creative, often artists.

A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.

Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
To have a *john* is to have true love
His the king of my heart
by DAZZ EMPIRE👑♠ December 21, 2019
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FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY
Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH
by Flavber June 12, 2017
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The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
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Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
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John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm
John has a really big dick
by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019
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Boy: who’s that?
Girl: That? That’s a John -.-
by Shippo’s shit November 14, 2019
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