quincy jones

Quincy Jones is the fastest man alive and when I say fast i mean nigga lightning fast. Mr. Jones is someone definitely not to be fucked with.

Man you see Quincy Jones that nigga is lightning fast

by hoochie man10 April 19, 2010

clifford jones

a person (or shadow) being the blackest thing to ever be known on the planet. this person (or shadow) can walk around freely at night with out being shot by other "clifford jones". this person is a master of the night being able to break in some where and leave without being seen.

dude some guy broke into my house and took my tv

he must of been a clifford jones

yea most likely

by thehippopunch November 13, 2009

amber jones

Amber jones a beautiful young lady who rocks and love people to beg to her. Also very intelligent and over all perfect

She is do cool she's just like amber jones

by Hersandhis February 16, 2014

Douche Bag Jones

Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.

That guy with the mustache...that's Douche Bag Jones!

by moogookrew December 18, 2007

Dad Jokes

A Dad Joke is when your dad makes extremely corny jokes that are not funny to you, but your friends seem to find them amusing and quite funny.

Can sometimes be embarrassing and most of the time laughed at by the dad himself.

*RARELY are they funny to you*

Brad: "It's okay guys, you don't have to laugh at his jokes, i know they're bad.."

Tom: "Na your dads Dad Jokes are fucking hilarious!"

Brad: ?????????????

by Dave Karlisle October 29, 2010

Star Jones

The co-host of ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of. Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.

"If this pie was the country, one third of that pie would be opposing the president, and the rest of that pie, would be delicious."

by Ayi Delisi April 21, 2004

bridget jones

The british character created by Helen Fielding.
A 30 something "singleton" who in both book and film was a heroine to millions of women around the world
Played by Renee Zellweger in two films "Bridget Jones Diary" and "Bridget Jones the edge of reason" co-starring Colin Firth and Hugh Grant.

She is such a bridget jones fan.

by KTW September 23, 2005