Jesse

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, usually a surfer, blue eyes and long dirty blond hair, has a brother who he cares about a lot, and there’s usually one special girl who will never get over him.
Always knows how to make you laugh. Is strangely good at everything he does, even music!

Girl: did youse Jesse when he got out of the polo pool

Girl 2: yea he’s mine im so lucky

by sfb6312 May 18, 2018

Jesse

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.

Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.

by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017

Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.

Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.

by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018

JESSE

A really gay faggot the says the n word even tho he is white and has no friends and pays prostitutes to be his minecraft girlfriend.

You jesse

by Hghggghghg July 23, 2019

Jess

Amazing funny friend who loves horses and fightes bitches who try to f*ck with her!

Hey,jess is over there lets go say hi!

by Evieeeeee October 21, 2019

Jesse

A Jesse, also known as "Jessie" in some regions, is a cuck. (Please refer to cuck for a more in depth definition.)

Wow that guy must hate being a Jesse!

by your low tier waifu October 5, 2017

Jesse

Jesse he is such an amazing guy he will care for you but you have to gain his trust. He is rough around the edges but is actually a sweet kind soft hearted guy. Most people judge him when they first meet him but once they get to know him and gain his trust you now have a forever friend. He is a cute, loyal, stupid, amazing, great person. If you have a Jesse in your life don't let him go he can be compicated and distant but its only because he has been thru a lot and needs someone who will stay by his side. He the kinda guy to stay up all night and talk to you if somethings wrong. He is very misunderstood but deserves the world and nothing less. If you have a Jesse don't fuck up because once you do theres no going back.

Jesse he's so cute
Cutest smile
Friendly
Funny

Cute
Smart
Great person in general

Jesse- He's really cute
Jesse- Yayyyy its Jesse

Ohhhh hottie alert

by knowsstuff September 25, 2020