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Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.
Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.
by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018
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The most gayest kid you will ever meet. When you hear him speak you will want to cut off all of your ears and put in a blender at max. Though his penis is small, his ejaculation still somehow finds a way into his mouth. He is extremely white so be ready for all of his retarded jokes and answers. P.S he will be blind, can't catch a ball, or ever be straight.
Jesse sucks of multiple people (some underage)while masturbating in his own mouth with the tiniest Penis that you will ever see.
by BlackGhost992 June 20, 2020
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A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.
Jesse is so dumb
by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019
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Jesse is a very angry person. He may get angry with many things that you say. Although he is very caring, you can not make him mad.
Man, he is a Jesse
by sophia is crazy 504673 October 28, 2019
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Jesse. That gay ass white boy that says he is mexican but id not. Most important thing about him is that he is GAY.
Jesse is gay.
by Jessethewhiteboi June 6, 2018
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A person who eats bigmacs
Did you see Jesse he’s always eatin bigmacs
by Jskjajjwnabwnnsf October 1, 2018
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Get you a Jesse they are so kind and sweet and will simp over you and is very fine
Isn’t that Jesse

Yes he is so sweet and cute
by Miyyah November 2, 2020
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