jens stoltenberg

Jens Stoltenberg is a guy who finds pleasure in saying "Yo, banana boy!" while actively trying to spread socialism through his worker's party. A jens is also a person who speaks English with an extreme Norwegian accent.

Quote: "Jå, bannanna båj!"

"Damn, this guy sure loves to say "Yo, banana boy!" while spreading socialism! He must be a Jens Stoltenberg!"

by Sunnifant January 1, 2015

Jenser

a fukin dyke who been makin yungbeef and ogb to ride on da train instead of a lowrida

"He's a god damn Jenser!"
- What do you mean, dog?
" He been toffin'"

by yungbeef July 9, 2016

Janus

What you name youre kid if you have an anal fixation

Janus got picked on at school because his mother named him after an anus

by legs almighty February 22, 2019

Jenessa

Fun person with curly hair and brown eyes however if you cross her shes very manipulative and is sociopath.She also may be annoying

ugh Jenessa is coming
Jenessa is a fun person omggg

by alyssa32956 February 12, 2018

Jenson

a really dumb idiotic guy who wished he had a girlfriend, his mum beats him with a stick everyday and his dad is gay and he is too

wow have u seen jenson don't go near him

by rydabike November 3, 2019

Jebus

What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.

"Did you see that outfit? Jebus!"

by Pseudi_Q October 8, 2009

Jensenism

An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.

"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.

by Matthew 24:7-8 January 8, 2005