Jens

Jens is the most boring name ever, and he will never get a girl. Jens mostly jerks off at school and at home in his moms basement.

If your name is Jens I am sorry for you.

"Omg Jens is jerking off again"

"Fuck me in the ear and call me Jens"

by Futon-chan August 20, 2020

Jens

A incredibly funny and entertaining guy. Someone you can always talk to, no matter what. Not only that, but he’s also super cute and charming. It’s very easy to fall for him. He’s a bit of a heartbreaker.

“I think I’ve fallen for Jens”
“Did Jens say anything about me?”
“That Jens, he seems cool!”

by Yesiguessso August 16, 2019

Jens

A real brother with a huge peepee, a wholesom heart and haves a crush on almost everyone

does Jens have a huge peepee?
Yes Jensieboi has got a huge peepee

by Jensieboi November 22, 2021

Jens

A christian wholesome boy, that likes to drop jumpy asians. Jens likes to play golf and is a true son of Skyrim wielding his double edged battleaxe of doom. He is a snob although, so that is a big nej nej.

Jens have never been on pornhub and he does not know of Mia Khalifa. What a guy

by CrazyAsian123 October 8, 2019

Jens

an absolute mothafuckin chad.

jens lookin hella fly tonight. what an absolute mothafuckin chad.

by DeerhunterTJ April 30, 2021

jens

It is the closet thing u van be to a simp but not be a simp

u are such a jens but u also one of the boys

by jensdapimp October 20, 2020

Jens

Jens is a very cheerful guy that always tries to see the good in people, but he comes of a little strong at times and might seem annoying.

To be a Jens is to always be there even if you don’t want it.

by Some Dude who says things August 24, 2021