hot jello

Period blood

Girl I'm not doing nothing today I got hot jello coming down my va jay jay

by H3y it's jayj July 18, 2016

Vagina Jello

The jelly like substance that discharges from a vagina after a woman gives birth.

After my wife gave birth she had massive amounts of vagina jello.

by Extra Sloppy May 18, 2018

Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021

Mellow jello

When a male puts his penis in a jello packet and his companion licks it off.

Dude she gave good mellow jello last night

by Moe bama December 22, 2020

Befuddling the Jello

Verb.

Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.

She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.

She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.

by flyingsioux August 6, 2008

Jello Person

Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.

Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."

by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL December 17, 2021

jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.

"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."

by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016