A woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. The friend inquired as to what her ideal sexual encounter is. Upon answering with simply "A Jonathan-David," the friend asked her to elaborate. So she says in response, "If I'm not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my asshole, it's not a Jonathan-David night!"
by TheOriginalJ-D January 22, 2013
Get the Jonathan-David mug.Jonathan may catch you with his charms and make you feel safe and you can love him and such. Unfortunately some of then will only want you for your body. If you are in school for example and break up with him he will move on, if you break up with him in the summer he will be "heart broken" Because his hoe self can't get another girl. This only goes out to some not all.
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by Paradical January 21, 2013
Get the Johnathan mug.hi im back again and just wanna say that your the most amazing person i’ve ever met and the most cutest and lovable person i’ve ever met, like you don’t understand how much you’ve made me happy since we first met, you made me happier than i ever was and that i thought i’d ever be. and every second i don’t see you i miss you even more 💘💘 and ive never loved anyone like how i loved you because you just mean that much to me. do not change for anyone else !! if you change your personality or your looks for someone imma be mad and upset because your perfect the way you are sweetheart, okay ? okay. i mean i still love you like forever and ever it’s just that if you change only for someone to like you then imma be upset 😪. idk how to show you that i love you because i just love you smmmm ☺️. and like i dont like being this age in love rn, i wanna be with you until the world no longer exists and i just wanna hold you so bad like everytime i don’t see you and everytime like i see something relationship wise it just makes me think of you and it makes me sad because we aren’t usually with eachother :( 💛 i will always always always be here by your side even if you don’t want me to, and if i have to choose between 2 people i’ll keep choosing you and keep on choosing you because i smile everytime i think about you and you make me go uwu and make me so happy like i can’t describe it. you make me feel in a way nobody else can make me feel, and like ugh idc if you say your not cute
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