Jonny L.

The most amazing guy in the world, is an amazing boyfriend, can do anything he sets his mind to and will always be loved.

Is he your Jonny L.?

by LForLoveOrLee? August 14, 2010

jonny

is a actually diseased; shant

you are jonny

by ayamma November 13, 2025

Jonny

Jonny:a smelly cunt from kildare,jonny is overweight and smells worse than slurry,he has greasy hair and is uncomfortable to be around.

Guy1:Jesus what’s that smelly
Guy2:oh look it’s jonny
Guy1:ah I was wondering what that smell was

by Crow 1234 February 20, 2019

Jonny

A sexy ass motherfucker who never admits it!!!!

Girl 1: Your sexy
Jonny: Nuh Uh no I'm not

by Ash- Kash July 18, 2022

Jonnying

Back-alley, In-the-skip style of sex. Often used as a lighter, funnier way of joking about gang-rape. When said in a deep throaty voice can give the perfect impression of a randy tramp.

Example 1.
Dirty Mike: "Oi, Unclean Pete, getcho ass over here. I see a young man in need of a good ol' Jonnying. Cover me boys, Ima goin' in!"

Example 2.
Wife: Are you okay sweetheart?"
Husband: Well, they sure gave me a roight Jonnying!"
(Laugh Comically)

by KingSnotty April 14, 2011

Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.

A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!

by Daniel Cameron January 6, 2005

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024