jackass

bad luck or a person who is very unlucky(sometimes used as an exclamation).

he cant get the job, he's a jackass.
fuck! my jackass has done it again.
jackass! not again!

by relith June 27, 2010

jackassery

the act or actions of a stupid person, or jackass.

Andrea: "boy, that guy sure parked in a clearly labelled handicap zone."

Dan: "Yes, Andrea, he sure performed a flagrant act of jackassery in his decision to park there."

by dantheplumber January 26, 2013

Jackasssary

Nonsense created by businesses to make life more difficult without providing a real benefit.

Carding someone for buying spray paint is total jackasssary.

by SunnycKitty November 13, 2015

Jackassassasinate

(verb) - to kill someone who is famous but is such an A-Hole that they do not deserve to be "assasinated" but merely "murdered".

Dang, Donald Trump is such an A-Hole, someone should jackassassasinate him.

by jakspigot November 10, 2016

Jackassery Degree (J.D.)

A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.

On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016

jackassery

Performing actions that have elements of jackass within them.

There's some serious jackassery going on here

by The Man 8 November 8, 2021

jackassery

When a Republican Senator acts like every televised hearing is an audition for a spot on Fox News.

"I think we should recognize that the jackassery we often see around here is partly because of people mugging for short-term camera opportunities." Senator Ben Sasse (R Nebraska) speaking after Senator Ted Cruz (R Texas) at the Senate confirmation hearing for Supreme Court nominee, Ketanji Brown Jackson

by MiseryX March 23, 2022