A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.
by 241405 January 23, 2009
Get the Church Hatmug. The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
Get the The Hat Manmug. God- Americas hat needs a name
Jesus- Name it Canada daddy*
*Disclaimer-God and Jesus never had this conversation,probably
Jesus- Name it Canada daddy*
*Disclaimer-God and Jesus never had this conversation,probably
by CheeseAttack September 22, 2009
Get the Americas Hatmug. A tattoo on the lower back, usually on a female which is prominently displayed in public by wearing low-cut hip-hugger pants.
Urban legend has it that this is a signal to male suitors that she very willingly does "anal".
Urban legend has it that this is a signal to male suitors that she very willingly does "anal".
Yo, dat white boitch wit da butt hat is motioning fo me to come over her place and tap dat ass after she gives me a ride to the check cashin' place.
by 50 Cent Crack Dealer August 9, 2004
Get the Butt Hatmug. A hat, usually a crocheted, disk like hat, used to cover one's hair. Worn by female teachers. A well known term coined by esteemed writer, physicist and doctor M.B.
I'm crocheting a sus-hat!
by Curlyhead January 20, 2011
Get the Sus-hatmug. by Anonymous April 30, 2003
Get the condom hatmug. by hazul March 4, 2010
Get the figs hatmug.