I am your mother

your father: "I am your mother"
you: "faggot"
by UwuUWUWUWUuwwuU January 09, 2021
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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 06, 2023
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word to your mother

I learned that this phrase came at a time when Bill Gates was introducing the first version of Microsoft Office. In fact he first said "Excel to your mother" but that did not catch on. He did try "PowerPoint to your mother" but that was a dismal failure. The change to "Word to your mother" somehow caught on and when a friend asked him about word processing because the friend's mom was behind the times as a secretary and needed help.
When asked what should I buy mom for Christmas. My dad said "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER" It did not work out really well because she did not have a computer.
by The Bulldg September 25, 2015
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Your Brother A Mother

The worst of the worst of insults. The only thing that stumps this is Your grandpap a trap. Its some heavy shit though.
Me: Your mom gay
Friend: No U
Me: Your brother a mother
Everyone implodes
by Double.xd March 22, 2018
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Your brother a mother

A counter to the recently discovered "ur sister a mister". Grants immunity to any "no u"
(Mohammed is getting a bit cheecky)
"Your brother a mother"
(S.A.S arrive at your door and kill you because you are too much of a threat to mankind)
by Yoot March 18, 2018
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Your Brother A Mother

The Worst of the Worst of the family phrases! Never to be used lightly!
Your Brother A Mother Gavin!
by Handle Jangle March 20, 2018
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Your Brother a Mother

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...
Ricky: “Your mom gay”
John: “Your dad lesbian”
Brittney: “Your granny tranny
Jake: “Your sister a mister
Me: “Your brother a mother
*Everyone dies*
by Ephexia March 23, 2018
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