Imponology

The science of manipulating your authority figures (especially teachers) into giving you more credit than you deserve on an assignment or project.

A perfect example of the science of Imponology is telling a teacher your printer is broken and asking him/her if you can email it to him/her. Instead of emailing the actual document, you email a corrupted version of said document and blame the corruption on technology, an excuse most non-tech-savvy teachers will readily accept. In effect, this ruse grants an additional day in order to complete said assignment.

by ccheek21 December 17, 2011

Impactigraph

impactigraph |ˈimˌpaktˌiˌgraf| noun
a distinct section of a piece of writing that has a great impact, usually dealing with an inspiring subject.

Synonyms: "Good Paragraph"

"That was such an inspiring impactigraph, I think I'm going to go change the world."

by danjuwise1 January 4, 2013

impectutant

Stupid or big headed

"Jeez my teacher's can be very impectutant when it comes to teaching their own subject."

by whooooorrrrssse April 24, 2017

imporovement

Improvised improvement.

While there do exist other organizations in the state, ours leads to qualitative imporovements.

by CrankyXL July 21, 2017

Impordand

Newer generational word for significant

It is very Impordand to keep our prime ministers fresh!

by Jubromo August 30, 2018

impactor

something which has an impact to a substantial amount on something

this would have been a large impactor as to why their is a large increase .

by la bassle November 26, 2019

Import-friend

That one friend, which lives so far away, that you have to ship him to your house

Friend A: is friend B coming to the party?
Me: yeah but he gotta sleep here or he can only stay till 6pm
Friend A: yeah he's an import-friend isn't he.

by Vutuyashi July 25, 2020