Idiot

Somebody who thinks that posting a serious definition on UrbanDictionary makes them seem smart yet open minded.

Barry:Hey did you see that definition i posted on Arthilogical Impurities. I must have seemed like hot shit on that huh?

Mary:Sure........idiot.

by LOLoud September 29, 2007

idiot

george bush president of the united states of america

you are an idiot.
you are like an idiot
dont be an idiot.
(insults)

by vernassa October 24, 2007

Idiot

Over half of the people in the universe.

Person: I'm going to McDonalds to get a salad!

Me: You are an idiot.

by Ish_Kapish August 4, 2014

idiot

A derogatory term used to describe a person that presumably lacks proper intelligence. This word is more than often used improperly as the term is nearly always based off a laughably tiny sample space. Typically, one will be called an idiot for being responsible for one minor mistake. Being called an idiot often stems from an unintentional mishap within the confines of education.

Teacher: Kid 1, please spell bourgeoise.
Kid 1: B-o-r-r-g-e-o-i-s-e?
Kid 2: Ahah - Kid 1 spelled bourgeoise incorrectly! Wow, Kid 1, you’re such an idiot!

Kid 1 was referred to as ‘idiot’ by Kid 2 for the rest of eternity. No one picked up on Kid 2’s fallacy, much to Kid 1’s dismay.

by Aarachnos January 20, 2016

iDiot

Any person that continues to buy Apple's stale recycled products.

Look at that iDiot clammering to buy the new iPhone 5

by Arkitekt September 14, 2012

iDiot

Someone who is blinded by the beauty of Apple products. They do not care about the specifications or the price, but just think about the beauty of it.

Jhon: Just got myself an iPhone 5S, best phone ever.
Robert: got myself the Samsung Galaxy Note 3, got no problems with it so far.

Jhon: Samsung Galaxy Note 3 sucks, all phones sucks except iPhone!
Robert: Jhon, you are blinded by the iPhones beauty, you are an iDiot.

by DwarfJuglet October 14, 2013

idiot

Person that insists on purchasing the latest over priced, over hyped Apple i devices just because they think it makes them cool.

Sheldon the idiot stood in line over night in front of the Apple Store. He wanted a new ipad! What an i diot!

by dizcoe March 14, 2012