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san andreas highway patrol

a group of queers that suck at being leo
by wowthatslegitness May 31, 2019
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hershey highway rider

someone, usually a homosexual male, that partakes in the ramming of the shit canal.

an ass pirate

'O gay lover of the bum'

one who plays hide the salami with his homo partner

and finally.....a gay male that believes it is OK to make a tootsie pop with his pennis.

origin unknown....but believed to come from a gay factory worker from the south that was employed by the candy bar company.
Boy George is a hershey highway rider

Ru Paul

George Michael

?Fred Durst? --That one album 3 dollar bill ya'll makes me wonder if he parades the arse

all of the previously listed people are either confirmed or 'believed to be' hershey highway riders!!
by rednekkid May 21, 2009
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Traveling South on Shaft Highway

A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.
(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!

(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!
by Bage September 23, 2011
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Rocky Mountain Highway

The act of performing anal sex with a girl then titty fucking her leaving a streak between her breasts thus resembling a highway between the mountains.
I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a rocky mountain highway. She was washing shit off her chest for days.
by Brian Euvino May 16, 2008
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The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.
Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"
by Kheil Szchaughtt January 4, 2008
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Providence highway Trail

The walk between Tahiti, Hooters, and possibly a yard of beer at Yard house
The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail
by Meowfthecreator October 14, 2023
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