The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.

"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."

by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023

Americas Hat

Canada.

Definition of Canada- AWESOME!!!

God- Americas hat needs a name
Jesus- Name it Canada daddy*

*Disclaimer-God and Jesus never had this conversation,probably

by CheeseAttack September 22, 2009

Butt Hat

A tattoo on the lower back, usually on a female which is prominently displayed in public by wearing low-cut hip-hugger pants.

Urban legend has it that this is a signal to male suitors that she very willingly does "anal".

Yo, dat white boitch wit da butt hat is motioning fo me to come over her place and tap dat ass after she gives me a ride to the check cashin' place.

by 50 Cent Crack Dealer August 9, 2004

Sus-hat

A hat, usually a crocheted, disk like hat, used to cover one's hair. Worn by female teachers. A well known term coined by esteemed writer, physicist and doctor M.B.

I'm crocheting a sus-hat!

by Curlyhead January 20, 2011

condom hat

a extremely tight beanie, without a fold, that resembles a condom when placed on one's head.

the nordic skiier was wearing a condom hat.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

figs hat

one of those hats with a pom pom on the top and earflaps with pom poms at the end of two strings.

Hey, nice figs hat you got there!

by hazul March 4, 2010

douchey hat

a flat brimmed, big hat. often wore by skaters, preps, or jocks. some of the popular brands are fox, dc, metal mullisha.... douchey hats are becoming very popular and now have the designs of a lot of major sports teams and just about everything else

Girl 1: Did you see that really hot guy?
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.

by doucheyhat August 22, 2009