A hat that's permanently worn in public by men in their 20s and 30s that are going bald, but aren't ready to show the world that they're bald.
Person 1: "I haven't seen Larry without a hat in 5 years."
Person 2: "It's his comfort hat. He's not ready to show the world that he's bald"
Person 1: "He should just go bald sometimes without a hat. Bald is beautiful."
person 2: "He should be like Jeff and just accept that he's bald. Jeff doesn't wear a comfort hat. Sometimes he wears a hat--but he also goes out in public bald and hatless."
Person 2: "It's his comfort hat. He's not ready to show the world that he's bald"
Person 1: "He should just go bald sometimes without a hat. Bald is beautiful."
person 2: "He should be like Jeff and just accept that he's bald. Jeff doesn't wear a comfort hat. Sometimes he wears a hat--but he also goes out in public bald and hatless."
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Jesus- Name it Canada daddy*
*Disclaimer-God and Jesus never had this conversation,probably
Jesus- Name it Canada daddy*
*Disclaimer-God and Jesus never had this conversation,probably
by CheeseAttack September 22, 2009
Get the Americas Hat mug.A tattoo on the lower back, usually on a female which is prominently displayed in public by wearing low-cut hip-hugger pants.
Urban legend has it that this is a signal to male suitors that she very willingly does "anal".
Urban legend has it that this is a signal to male suitors that she very willingly does "anal".
Yo, dat white boitch wit da butt hat is motioning fo me to come over her place and tap dat ass after she gives me a ride to the check cashin' place.
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I'm crocheting a sus-hat!
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Girl 1: Did you see that really hot guy?
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
by doucheyhat August 22, 2009
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