hard 30

When a 30 year old looks like he/she is 60. Usually from excessive alcohol, drugs, or sun/tanning bed.

Wow that mug shot is a hard 30.

by xanderak August 19, 2018

Full Hard

the act of going big no matter what the situation is. Usually people who get full hard do so with a can of bud light and a fifth of fireball. Also no one knows if fullhard is one word or two.

What are we doing phil? Getting fucking full hard!!!!

Did you see my cack it was full hard!

Rule 1.1 No matter the situation always get fullhard

by Fullhard pres September 19, 2014

Bacon hard-on

An erect penis wrapped in cured meat

"Oh my god, what is that?"
"That is my bacon hard-on."
"That is disgusting."
"What's the matter? I thought you liked pork."

by Booby Joo July 12, 2018

hate hard-on

An irrationally intense and obsessive hatred for something or someone.

Damn! Irfan has a major hate hard-on for Phil, doesn't he?

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 11, 2020

Hard Honda

A random boner that rears its head during a car ride.

I am going to sit in the car for a second, I have a hard honda.

by The Walrus 7373/ Ginger Lariat June 25, 2011

Harding's Law

The tendency to notice mistakes shortly after a resource is made public. Characterized by a direct correlation between the impact of the mistake and the size of the audience. Variant of Murphy's Law.

"Oh no! I didn't catch that typo until after I hit the 'Publish' button! Harding's Law, huh?"

"Why is it so reliable that I see an error in a file 30 seconds after I send it out? Must be Harding's Law at work."

by jstarlen January 03, 2020

hard sex

basically sexual intercourse but hard and feels much better than normal sex and is more satisfying

the defined sentence for hard sex isfuck me hard very hard

by rainbowswirly5908 March 26, 2016