Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

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happiness monster

A happiness monster is a person who is overly happy about life

person 1: why is your grandma so annoying? is she a happiness monster or something
person 2: yeah its annoying

by datbroneo March 5, 2021

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happiness noises

Sounds one makes when extremely excited and or happy. Originated from a meme.

Person one: Yo, dude, I just asked her out!
Person two: What'd she say?
Person one: She said yes!! *Happiness noises*

by Lilac_Reed August 16, 2021

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Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.

I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.

by Gzgorditacrunch March 10, 2022

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Happiness syndrome

A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.

After his crush asked him out, he was diagnosed with happiness syndrome.

by Bagelnine July 24, 2023

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happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

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