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Spit Handshake

The act of spitting on your hand before a handshake. Only to be used for the most sacred of handshakes.
Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake
by JimmyNineBalls June 9, 2014
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Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.
When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.
by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008
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Handshake

Handshake - A type of currency used in the night life to pay for undisclosed services. Handshakes come in different denominations and sizes depending on the service and the hand.
Hi sir, I need to skip line. How much would it cost me. "It will be 2 handshakes".
by HMarz818 June 14, 2016
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Lone Handshake

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"
by Sir514 August 6, 2010
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Berkes Handshake

Man, my girl fell asleep and I woke her up with a Berkes Handshake.
by umadbro?! October 4, 2011
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Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013
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Kitchen Handshake

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
by xaib December 13, 2014
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