hood romance

The type of romance that is expressed in a sincere, straight-forward, but crude manner. A relationship that is publicly open regarding their strange and sometimes raunchy sexuality.

Girl: "Look sweets, I'm even folding your underwear. You're welcome."
Boy: "Thanks bae. I'll fuck you in the ass later for it."
Girl: "That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me."

THAT'S HOOD ROMANCE!!

by Moses & Huggz May 29, 2016

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

Hood-ish

Having the qualities of, or similar to the "Hood".

That house looks a little Hood-ish.

by SBeth78 March 30, 2017

hood hair

the hair of a tiktok eboy. It is normally fluffy, and patted down the middle

Yesterday on my for you page i saw someone with hood hair!

by hoodhair123 April 14, 2020

Throbbing hood

Takes from the hoes and gives to the virgins

Duuddddeeeeee, had the craziest idea let’s do a throbbing hood

by Perilousbasher3 April 15, 2019

Hood Smack

Is when a hoodlum or hood rat takes their hand, twisting at the wrist. Then properly strikes a white women upon her face with there ridged back hand. This must be performed with enough force as to reverberate their mind set back to previous beatings from her youth or past relationships. Thus straightening her ass out, with what is known as a little bit of forceful act right. Cuz bitches get to crossing da line sometimes. So you gotsta knock dem triflin thoughts out the back of there nappy ass head before she gets to getting any ideas about self respect or women rights. A hood smack is just necessary to keep shit real.

Me: "Officer I had to hood smack that bitch Lauren because she was mouthing off to me like I was some hoodrat"
Officer: "Calm down son your not in trouble, just tell me what she said so we can take her in"
Me: "she said I'm the father"
Officer: "I did not leave the south side for this, Bitch is going away for a long time"

"I can't believe Kent hood smacked me again for 5 dollars"

by BombMan January 3, 2013

hood gravy

The duck butter under an uncircumcised penis

I just got done working out, I got a bad case of hood gravy

by bignastyricketts April 20, 2016