The sweetest little baby amgel primcess bun you've ever seen. Definitely the best anyone could ever have. Is the best girlfriend in the whole wide world and definitely wife material. 100% the love of your life.
This girl is the Best I Ever Had. I love her so much!
Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.
Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."
Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.
This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others
(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her
(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got ruffied