a derivative of "guido" usually referring to a guido that tops all guidos while walking down the street in oversized fubu pants, a wife beater, absurdly large sunglasses, an orange like fake tan, and a pompous arrogance that makes you want to shoot them in the face. The blowout is usually associated with a "guiney tom". It is the most high of the guido culture, take out the guiney tom and you make the regular guidos tremble in your presence. Loves track jackets that say "Italia" and the famous jersey shore t-shirt "not only am i perfect, but i'm italian too." Also: loves Armani exchange.
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Common features of a 'Guinells' include:
A guineapig muzzle.
Huge, paw like hands.
Fluffy, black hair.
Cute, guineapig brown eyes.
A snout/button nose.
A Guinells will often deny the fact he looks like a guineapig, cause he doesn't wanna look like a sissy.
Common features of a 'Guinells' include:
A guineapig muzzle.
Huge, paw like hands.
Fluffy, black hair.
Cute, guineapig brown eyes.
A snout/button nose.
A Guinells will often deny the fact he looks like a guineapig, cause he doesn't wanna look like a sissy.
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