greaser

A youth culture that began in the 1950s mainly among middel and lower class boys. Greasers had a heavy interest in cars, the ladies, fights, and the ladies. The classic greaser is easily recognized by the disctinctive black leather jacket, T-shirt, and jeans. Most greasers grew their hair longer than usual, and it was often applied with grease. Greasers listened to 1950s rock such as Elvis presley, Chuck Berry, and Little Richard. Many greasers grew up to become bikers.

The greaser days are often considered Americana, and the group has made a bit of a comeback. A modern greaser has most of the traits of a 50s greaser. These include a passion for cars, an interest in rock music, and an itch for a good fight. Many greasers wear the classic black leather jackets and T/sleeveless shirts just as they did in the 50s.

Hey greaser, need a haircut?

by Andy Pat April 1, 2010

greased watermelon

Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.

Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.

by chardeemacdennis August 14, 2012

Greasy gary

A human being, generally male, with unlimited amounts of grease.
Can be used to describe a really greasy action.

Buddy 1: oh man I'm starving
Buddy 2: (just cooked a jacks frozen pizza) I need to hang a leak
Buddy 1: greases a couple slices of jacks
Buddy 2: (comes back from pissin) oh u greasy gary
Buddy 3: oh what a greasy gary

Example 2
Buddy 1 comes home from work and finds buddy 2 greasin a movie before church. Buddy 3 says oh you greasy gary, get to church

by Super Sal 3.0 November 23, 2018

Weasel Greaser

Noun. A promiscuous girl. One that is known to get many men off. A very wet and horny sexually active woman.

Did you see that girl grabbing on all those guys tonight?" "Yeah, she's a real weasel greaser.

by RHP4 December 31, 2010

grabassery

Usually pertains to poor service, and most often refers to lazy, inept, incompetent employees.
That's not to say, however, that it can't be used to describe your average garden variety ineptitude. Friends or accquaintences are good sources of humor/aggravation of this kind.

My package was bounced around in the FedEx truck for 3 days because the driver couldn't be bothered to look for the address or even, given an alternate, to deliver the package to a place she FREQUENTLY services. Customer service was no help, the terminal is run by a bunch of crazy half-drunken idiots, and the drivers are OBVIOUSLY dismally inept. I've never seen such grabassery.

by ElKrampo7 July 14, 2008

Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

grabass

Touchy feely horseplay.

All they do is stand around playing grabass.

by Trish O. November 1, 2002