by Zolenskify December 14, 2020

Someone worth knowing, and great to listen to, because they have something interesting to say on a variety of things.
by Scatdiddleybap August 6, 2020

by Ma06ina March 7, 2022

When a man gets married and gives things to his single friends that his new wife will not allow him to keep. Porn, action figures, comics, etc.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
A variation of Got it in the divorce.
Dude: Cool surf board bro! Where'd ya get it?
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
Man: My brother got married and his wife wouldn't let him keep it. I got it in the marriage
by Rodge Farlowe August 20, 2011

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!
by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019

You've got your kill for that round their for you are not at fault if you happen to lose that round.
by Getu August 31, 2021

An expression that means 'unexpected semi erection'. To have a Barnsley. Derived from when Barnsley FC unexpectedly beat Chelsea to go through to the Semi finals. Used for when one is aroused by something one would not have previously expected to be aroused by. Also used to describe an erection that has just come from nowhere.
James: Watching Susan Boyle has given me a Barnsley..
Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley
Greg: Get up Joel, we gotta get to class..
Joel: Give it a minute, I got a Barnsley
by WordWeasal May 25, 2011
