Glow-in-the-dick

When a male or trans ftm covers their penis with glow-in-the-dark paint or neon paint.

Glow-in-the-dick would be a funny thing in semi-nude neon raves. Or just for friends.

by SugaryRaine December 16, 2020

glow

Verb. Relaying information to, or being an asset of some government intelligence agency, usually the CIA or NSA

"Just because you buy your phones from china doesn't mean they wont glow, you'll probably have some CCP shit on there, they will just glow a different color."

"Sometimes I wonder if Bitcoin was created by the NSA to make currency glow more."

by Sturdy Runner February 20, 2022

textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving

That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way

by Sue donnim November 26, 2017

Glow Rod

A bioluminescent aquamarine phallic object used for lighting/seeing dark suroundings, commonly known as glow stick.

Bob: Hey watcha got there
Jeff: A glow rod, it's gonna dark soon

by CircleGlowSquid January 24, 2022

Glow up

A life long process were one strives to improve their life and/or appearance over time

"wow she's really had a glow up sense high school!"

by elliejoy225 April 23, 2023

The Glamorous Glow-stick

When 4 people go into the woods and find a long, sturdy stick in the woods. They coat the stick in honey mustard and melted ice cream, and run around poking homeless people with it. The practice is often considered to be done with high honor, and it puts the people who do it into a club, known as the “Glamorous Gathering”.

Hey can you drive me home after school? I found a homeless shelter that we could totally hit with The Glamorous Glow-stick.

by George Floyd Fan February 17, 2021

Glowing crotch

When people play on their phones during Spanish class. If other kids want to call eachother out on it, they will say "Is that a glowing crotch?" Many people will find it hilarious and disgusting if you refer to phones this way. Indeed, a spanish teacher once said "Stop staring at your crotch and smiling, while poking it." They hide the phone under the legs near the crotch, so that teachers can't see it, and its glowing, so it gets the name "Glowing crotch"

Juan:Sees Andrew playing on his phone "Is that a GLOWING CROTCH?"
Andrew: "What um of course not"continues playing

by DEPDIP May 22, 2017