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Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.
He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.
by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018
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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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globalism

It means when someone says someone is dyslexic and they say they didn't know anyone named Alexis.
"He broke me up for bandalism"
"Golleee He Dun used a globalism"
by dontworryitsnotglobal October 30, 2019
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Global Diversity

Global diversity is the uniqueness and differences of cultures & ethnicities around the world.

In order to have optimal global diversity, one must avoid mass immigration (something Europe has fumbled) as, when paired with low native fertility rates, leads to ethnic replacement and thus less global diversity.

Those who champion diversity on a national level are, whether they know it or not, damaging global diversity.
"In recent times, global diversity has faced a grave threat; mass replacement migration.
by Jukelbo489 March 7, 2025
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Globaled

When you get killed by another player in the space of a single global cooldown in WoW
Yo that dude just globaled me, he must have some sick gear!
by Skeej November 22, 2017
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.
“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.
by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018
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