Ghetto Nerd

Not the traditional white people type, mainstream, T.V. Steve Urkel nerd, but someone who has ghetto characteristics, lives in the ghetto and participates in ghetto activities (probably because they don't come from money either), but at the same time is a nerd, not popular in the hood, tries to keep his or her head in the books, and aspires to get out of the hood through education and legal jobs.
Ex:
The young dude that never comes out to hang out or be all in the streets but you see him daily going back and forth to school, 'cause he lives right around the corner.

Don't worry about Lisa she gone be alright she ain't no chicken head, she don't be in the streets with them thugs, she a ghetto nerd, right when she get off the bus she go straight to her Mama's and be in the books.

Don't be a Wangsta in attempt to avoid being a Ghetto Nerd, it's really not that serious!

by GhettoRichNerd September 3, 2007

ghetto casserole

Macaroni and chopped up hot dogs.

Damn they cookin us ghetto casserole

by Trevor May 25, 2004

ghetto exspress

GHETTO EXSPRESS IS YOUR FOOD STAMP CARD ITS A FLASHY NAME INSTEAD OF MY FOOD STAMP DEBIT CARD

HOW YOU GOING TO PAY TODAY MAM GHETTO EXSPRESS BABY

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

ghetto spread

ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread

INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips

INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.

- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN

-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone

"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"

by young savvy IE WEST END PWG December 3, 2020

Ghetto Rock

Rock/blues music that is so fucking awesome, that you wanna drive through the ghetto in a dirty '94 Ford Escort, blasting it through the broken back windshield out of a shitty half broken boom box.

"The Big Come Up" by the Black Keys is fucking ghetto rock dude"
"I know I know"

by TedDansonSucks November 9, 2013

Ghetto Splash

The art of riding your dual sport motorcycle with unsuspecting dumbasses, and when they get close enough you jump off the road into the most filthy mud hole you can find,drenching them in the nastiest most stagnant water known to man.Hopefully it has tampons and dirty diapers floating in it. usually in a ghetto environment

wow, you really Ghetto Splashed Ted good. What an idiot. Josh too

by racer corky August 14, 2010

Ghetto porridge

When someone heats up milk in the microwave before pouring cereals in.

Also known as paupers porridge

"Hey Jackson I heard money's tight right now. Are you doing ok?"

"Yeah man, things are tight and this morning I had to serve myself up a bowl of ghetto porridge since the heating off but I'll be alright."

by Curare the defenestrator August 18, 2023